Something retarded.

A hobo dreaming of a Slinky.

God's plan for humanity.

6 tea cups and a waffle iron made of cheese.

Three gay roosters and a bisexual gorilla walk into a bar...

A guy who wishes he had a blue house with a blue window, and has a girlfriend who's also so blueee!

An astronaut accidentally sits on a cucumber, but then finds out he REALLY enjoys it while eating ice cream!

On an incredibly cold, Summer day, the sad old man discovered that his Viagra was stolen.

Poptart

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