Link's been through some shit.

aesop was a fucking liar

it's not a rock it's a mineral. jesus christ marie

Dave Strider cooks crystal meth.

the king defends himself from the revolting peasants by claiming sanctuary from within the confines of a cardboard box

YOU BROKE MY DICK YOU FUCKING BASTARD

THE TRUTH... SHALL SET YOU FREE

the checkerboard laments on its past failures

a lot of fucking ducks

a butterfinger offers his philosophy on existence

a middle-class white grade schooler stares blankly into space during native american indian appreciation day

pop a 40 and check yo rollies IT'S CRYME TIME