Patrick says that he loves you, but he's just trying to sell you CHOCOLAAAAATE

XKCD, but funnier

Through some celestial mishap, there are two moons, but there CAN BE ONLY ONE

Demans demans demans

Spider playing DDR

Bucktoothed guy with bloodshot eyes looking up

sexy robot mudwrestling

Banana phone

Orc pillow fight

An upside-down smiley face

Mummies playing blackjack

Harpies