Cat walking on the keyboard, what will he do?

Patting my head, and rubbing my tummy. I am bald and it looks like bleeding out of my stomach.

He lies squidward's hopes and dreams

My dad about to beat me and i'm telling him to do so, but he has a bat and is very buff

Lobster drowning

Saturn

9/11 is a conspiracy by the government

Flat Stanley vs Lizzo

Santa but like he has devil ears

Squidward does not support LGBTQ rights, infact, he's highly against it. (He is also wearing a diet dr. kelp costume)

Twitch.tv has banned me for my crimes against humanity which includes 5 counts of murder and 6 counts of torture.

Zelda The Hemhog