my bathtub my showerhead and my sink have become sentinent and are shouting at each other in russian!

a green glob without eyes or arms or legs, but with a tiny tiny mouth, so he can still kiss you

chinese who is a self-racist, but also a big china-fan sets himself on fire. there's also a dead alien bleeding orange

four chinese ladybugs. one looks very surprised, the other three, like they are suspecting something

a locomotive hitting a groaning turtle from behind with an explosion

long pink tongue licking a lollipop

suddenly octuoplechin

selfportrait

two girls scissoring while nascar is on

a bird, hanging from the ceiling is watching a bean

bucket of pants \^o^/

room full of babys some are crying, some confused or asleep. all babys have a meathook in their head