A man attempts to draw a mountain landscape but cannot figure out why the yellow marker is writing in black ink. His masterpiece is ruined!

Geriatric Mr Potato head wielding a meat cleaver. Apparently the young tater tots have driven him to his wits end with their loud rap music.

A rat monkey scolds a yellow duck for his poor quality insurance coverage.

A brown cat ponders the philosophical theories of which came first: the chicken or the egg.

The sleep deprived psychosis of fast food!

When the penguin vacationed in Hawaii, he was prepared for everything EXCEPT the flying pineapples!

two large pink pills marked with the letter C.

Cyber-bullying

King Lionheart

New Chain

A Girl Scout laces her cookies with narcotics to guarantee returning customers.

Floppy eared kitten with a pink nose stares up with big eyes and mews something discernible.

Two lungs are madly in love but hopelessly separated from their heart!

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