a completely useless team. medic is on fire, sniper drinks his own piss, and pyro airblasts himself.

sniper is unsure if he wants spy and his fancy french cheeses

gabe newell gives up videogames to pursue his true passion: writing childrens books about pyro

Liara is violently opposed to pet names

SPY DISAPPROVES

medic smokes weed and this upsets heavy

Soldier can't really see anything through that helmet, he can't tell the difference between baked goods and mathematics

heavy's fairy costume makes sniper uncomfortable and maybe just a little turned on

Sniper had a lapse in judgement and let Medic drive

EDI has a dress and bracelet, she's very pretty

Spacey Things

Zaeed approves