An inter-dimensional entity with tentacles on his chin, a long sluggish body with spikes on his spine and a large forehead asks for a friend

Fetus Mutant Ninja Turtle

Girl and angry purple blob.

Ronald Reagan's lost senile doodles.

Already used all my skips.

Zack and Cody

The Fresh Prince bombs an abortion clinic.

Who are you?

Obama is angry at his wife's sideburns.

All on the drugs

Prince taking a shit on a rainbow while laughing.

A pencil sharpener that has been modified to include fake plastic flower petals around it edges and the effects it has on hummingbirds.