A giraffe decides to become a mechanical engineer working with a group of ragtag mercenaries. they are... B.L.U.

brokeback mountain on a boat

A fancy whale gets eaten alive by ravenous ants.

Alex from clockwork orange decides to become a rainbow

The Earth is slowly burning because the sun is too busy asleep to stop the stupid thing from getting closer.

Some asshole is bleeding all over my carpet and crying about it.

ploblem sleuth's gun fires in a dash

parapa the rapper faces his most sinister opponent yet

in a post apocalyptic society, only one man remains, and his name is: Action Johnny

Team Fortress 3

two amoebas make sweet sweet love

Spades Splick scurries away with an arm and a half from an angry Snowman. ALSO LORD MOTHERFUCKING ENGLISH.