child abuse

moon is a talking asshole, says water makes earth look fat

hitler sun

Dumbledore thinks you're stupid

dog can read newspaper, doesn't want to live on this planet anymore

ufo drops aliens that it used for sexual favors, they're dead, fuck.

grandma watching porn gets killed by a ninja flower

wario shooting a diseased pickle

a cat throwing darts at a tied human MWAHAHA

oversized baby crawls to freedom

a sociopath has no remorse

an evil burger eats fellow fries