A king has been stabbed with an elongated pink object of some sort.

Karkat Vantas kicking a bucket off of a cliff.

DirkJake!

The Best Film Ever is currently on DVD and stars Robert Downey Junior.

A transexual kangaroo does not want to do the dishes for the turtle.

Homestuck~ Dirk and Jake buying condoms Non Homestuck~ Spongebob skydiving.

A monkey man is angry that Princess Peach stole his banana.