A prince in the little dipper asks a king in the big dipper for help. The king says no.

Giving a gay couple a bottle of wine for christmas

A purple cloud doesn't know how to feel

One potato ate another potato and washed it down with milk. A sweet potato looks on horrified

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An Italian flag and a doctor and the letter O

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A dad is making his crying blonde son eat a chocolate bar while tied to a chair

Doodle or Die

A red mug is in a cardboard box on the way to a gay bathhouse. The mug is alive and says Oh No!

A guy is getting stoned on april fools day next to a table

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