Vampire Cat
"Bad Chair, NO!" said the old man to the sad chair.
Shakespeare smells something fishy
A blue meowth is slapping a gangar that likes BDSM but is a ghost and can't feel it
Sauron from Lord of the Rings (Shooting lasers at a wookie that is flying above it's eye)
Naruto being a pussy
Christian Grey fights Bruce Wayne
Batman vs. Iron Man
Bruce Wayne vs. Tony Stark
Rose sasys, "Hi."
KKK Grand Wizard being all angry because Obama won the election
Having allergies from flowers