The pretzel. It needs salt. GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT.

EvErYtHiNgS AlL FiNe uP In hErE MoThErFuCkErS, HoNk :o)

A giant bloated pink hand. You should probably get that checked out...

I'm convinced no one here at all knows what Homestuck is. Shame on you all. >:C

Sandshrew breaking it DOWN

Stick figure guys creating another stick figure through advanced technology.

'OMG KAWAII ANIME DESU SUGOI NYA~' weeaboo girl

Jake giving Dirk double Pistols and a wonk. Dirk is unaffected.

A black chef cooking at an oven.

An old key on a string.

We just don't know.

A bunch of differently colored and sized lines put in a plaid pattern.