A guy finds out that he has the magical power of farting confetti

A giant turtle viciously murders an innocent civilian by stabbing him in the neck and slicing open his artery for a slow painful death

Gay muscles?

A handsome guy draws all the girls's attentions but he turns out to be gay

Finn has had his right arm replaced with a red claw that's spewing many colorful streamers

Night falls and the only objects you can make out are a cliff and a cactus to your right

A Donkey Kong game comes to life with you as the next victim *cough* *cough* I mean player

A pig is stuck upside down on a telephone wire

Jack's mom has been trying to reach him all day. After 10 missed calls Jack finally works up the courage to call his mom and she's angry

A man is angry at his sandwich

A dizzy guy in a barrel

2+2=Fish