Someone with a loose understanding of human anatomy and nothing better to do on a Monday night, drawing genitals on Doodle or Die.

A man literally throwing himself into his work of staircase inspection.

A dog, or perhaps a bear cub, gives a passionate plea to prevent whatever might be threatening it offscreen.

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A man donning a bee beard, trying to convince someone he grew it himself.

Someone is late for gun school. They are wielding the gun in their mouth, and are probably in need of lessons as such.

Silly quadruped! This traffic cone is far too big for you!

No one likes me. :(

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Some kitchen utensils form a vigilante organization, to strike down the terrible dishwasherocracy.

Someone gave this poor T-Rex a cigarette, but he can't remove it with it's stubby arms and thus it is doomed to a life of smokers cough. :(

New Chain

An ordinary wedding takes a shocking twist when the bride reveals that she was made of snakes all along!

Someone got orange toothpaste on their novelty sign they keep next to their Commodore 64! Oh no!

A horrifying insect-human hybrid has an existential crisis.

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