A tiny lizard roars at a tree

A sentient piece of chocolate is possessed by the spirit of Abe Takakazu, and attempts to have sex with a stick figure.

A cloud.

Turtle doesn't know who the fuck wants cookies in this world anymore

A man is on fire. Another person interprets this as him being a fan of Michael Jackson.

A penguin disguised as a bald eagle stabs a transvestite with a flagpole purple monkey dishwasher

A rainbow is sad because it can't enjoy coke

The Mask is incredibly amused by a man whose face has turned into the flying spaghetti monster with a mouth. Purple monkey dishwasher.

A gigantic African-American yells "NO" and attempts to punch a regular-sized person on the ground for thinking of ducks. They miss, barely.

yellow locoroco mimics George Costanza

smoking hot poop

Exploding knees