"YO SPACE DAWGS, THIS IS M.C. WEINEY ON THE LINE, WE ABOUT TO PLAY SOME SERIOUS SHIT UP IN SPAAAAAAACE. Lol Portal, ain't I cool."

MOTHER FUCKING MOUSE DONT YOU QUACK AT ME ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME.

An electrical storm occurs on the earths forehead, the earth seems pretty amazed by this and looks on in awe. A fair few people are dead.

BURN THE WITCH IF SHE WEIGHS MORE THAN A DUCK!

Spam man. His eyes dull and listless, his ears nubs, he does not crack a smile as his hench jaw emasculates every part of you.

A man in a black suit and brown hair walks into his house, hangs up his hat. But he's an intruder, imitating the poor wife's husbands voice.

Eddie Murphy's head slowly rises from the smoke, tears in his eyes, orphans corpses burning around him, none were saved, he had caused this.

NO! I'm flipping tables and shit now! YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS DID YOU! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE!?

Isaac tried, so hard.

Dr. Bruce Banner strips down to his infamous purple boxers and uses "maybe" as a sexual connotation.

The hulk, after escaping Auschwitz, decides he's too haunted by his memories and jumps into a volcano proclaiming his undying love for Total

WORLD WRESTLING FOR KIDS, YEAH KIDS, YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL IF YOU HAVE THIS, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, NO KID ON THE BLOCK WON'T ENVY YOU!