A witch smokes a bowl after having killed her dealer.

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A pair of testicles argue with each other over whether or not to fund a remake of The Last Starfighter.

Mario stares at a fucking tree.

The cake is a lie, but the coke is right here in this red box. L O S T

Bitch be so crazy she fart rainbows.

A wrapped gift box is in denial about their weight problem.

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A young lady had trouble controlling her bladder in front of her crush and his friends.

T-bone cheese.

Deadpool has pretty veiny arms.

Yes it does!

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This land was green and good, until the Crystal cracked!

Purple Cthulhu admires a cute cultist.

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