Before they melted the magical sugar pandas shared one final kiss.

The fries knew soda was a real charmer but too many felt the cold sting of his adulterous ways.

"No" said the blue germ, your nothing but skin and bones and alas would not be a fair fight. Timmy was vigilant and "put up his dukes."

Nick Cage finally admits it.

Not but two hours went by after Mr. Bear ate the Trix Rabbit did he suffer from a serious case of "Rainbow Farts"

I dare say Lady Catherine did thy poop thy bed?

Skippy may have had only three legs but he also had the longest nose of any dog in the whole damn world.

A broken Mario casts empty threats.

The tree waited patiently for its prey to feel the wrath of it's "leaf daggers"

The United Nations official pizza-pie chart of the world.

National Treasure 3: Bed, Bath & Beyond

Senor Greg really likes his "chicago style" hotdog.