A man about to have sex with his wife cant get his blanket to work.

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Won the biggest Turd award twice in a row, and charges $5 for a single hat.

The sun causes dinosaurs to come back to life, causing them to kill humans.

The FBI tries to give a man money to silence him.

"Oh no my ship! Its too big to fit"

Women eats head, and likes the taste.

A banana in the middle of the sea.

Cat and dog say hello

Doodle or Die

chewbacca has chewbacca on his feet

An android wishes to hit the showers with his friends.

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