Jellybeans of various flavors petition to bring back Day of Defeat.

The murder scene of two lumberjacks leaves only a rope and two orange and purple jellybeans as evidence. It's gonna be a long night.

The Triforce is relieved that someone has its back.

Hugsby the Negro Clown shouting his catchphrase for his loving audience to hear. How have his pants not fallen off yet?

Yellow Umbrella tears off someone's head and consumes it

Toadette and Blue Toad getting it on but its so bright you can hardly see them.

Angry-ass snake about to eat some drunk-ass fairy. The fairy is saying "oh no" but is clearly unable to do anything about it.

Megaman gets a new dog

Unbelievably shitty grey spider wishes for nothing more then to land in its artist's mouth as he sleeps for drawing something so awful

Stonerfag from /d/ has an epiphany

Whoa, dude. I think you might be bleeding from the forehead, bro. No, stop staring at me like that. I'm gonna go get you some help.

A pair of peach-colored glasses profoundly exclaims its joy at having acquired a potential marine luncheon.