penguis wonders why he can see stars in front of the moon, seeing as how a crescent moon does not mean the rest of the moon is gone.

A man holding one empty ice cream cone in one hand and one full one in the other. He says that he is too full to eat the other ice cream.

Doodle or Die

A surgeon is racked with worries mid-operation

A man dances nude to a boombox stating 'rawrgh fucken nude dance party' while an unseen figure faps from the window.

uhm... stuck figure in blue hirt and cap with a grey blob coming from its face and hands... I think...

gollum becomes a robot

Ninja escapes with a large blue bong.

man with a monocle and a :3 face brings scissors towards a spring on a mans head, whilst stood with one arm on his thigh

Bald man with bad dental hygiene restrained in a straitjacket calls for a doctor.

Buddhist wolf offers wisdom and serenity in his floating lotus position surrounded by rays of light

getting away with calling a nigger a nigger (Michael Richards syndrome)

Gaben's luxury lubricant (1:1 scale model of gaben to earth is shown)

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