Snails are trying to catch the impostor.

A feminist icecream treat that calls us, men, losers.

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pikachu doesn't want to fight

Batman censorship saved us from another penis.

Because fuck you, pumpkin, that's why!

A sheep laying on its back blowing candy out of its nose.

How am I to know?

dog is crying at the stars

New Chain

HOLY FUCKING TREES WITH DICKS! LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING CALCULATOR!

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