"FUCK JUSTICE! WE'RE GONNA DIE IN A BLAZE OF DEATH AND GLOOOORRYYY"

diamond seller goes out of business.

two men committing tha crimes

sonic did the thing :(

Good. Because if you weren't, and you lived in Uganda, you'd be sentenced to death. Fuck Uganda, let Kony live 'til 2013.

Man is too MLG to write a REAL essay

Draw me, like... you know, a man who has, like, NINE LEVELS of Autism, you know... like someone at a DANGEROUSLY HIGH level, you know?

A dog with SIX legs.

Overused Internet meme.

Now you're pregnant. IT'S MAGIC, BITCH!

"I'D RLY RATHER NOT."

"What's that, Plank?"