mmmph mmph says the worm goat

Trump uses his body as a sled to give a rock a ride down a hill

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Giant "NO" flying through the blackness of space on a collision course with planet earth.

Why are you selling drugs to babies? (in japanese?)

The rules are as posted: No creepy Hugs. No Small eyes. No big Noses. No Muppets.

Cuban man floats in the water to the florida keys. Dehydrated and exhausted, he begins talking to inanimate objects near the coast.

Pimp in a pimp suit pimp slaps his hoe on the side of the road for talking without the pimps permission

Man finds time in his day to worship the devil horse

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A yellow tulip stares in disbelief as a dog pinata catches fire hanging from a tree branch. Or did the tulip set the dog on fire...

man with broken arms is trapped in a square and home sick

puppy surprised to be standing on the Japanese Flag

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cute anime girl with long pink hair blowing in the wind and a blue skirt. she is holding a fucking massive chefs knife.

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