a blue man and a pink naked lady being swallowed by gigantic peas.

push it real good. would you like another cocktail?

a black lady's vagina queefing the vowel "A" repeatedly

you'd feel it and it would feel like a bag of sand. HAVE YOU EVER FELT A BREAST BEFORE?

A really bad tanned blonde girl reciting all of the 40 year old virgin.

you piece of turd

a fat sumo wrestler arguing with Jet Lee about xbox vs. ps3

A group of angry lady bugs yelling 'HE'S NOT THE FATHER' on Maury.