Charizard is happy at his #1 Trophy which I though was a coffee mug at first.

DANNAY WHAR THA FACK ARE YOO

Gamzee and Tavros attempt to open a bottle of their sexuality but the lid is a cork for some reason.

Fat guy had Mexican food AND Indian food and the janitor at the gas station wasn't happy.

a worm with 2 VERY VERY VERY VERY LARGE black penises. His testicals are hotdogs?

A worm is having intense sexual relations with a carrot. It's orals and the worm has huge teeth.

Niggers about to shoot lasers but then his morals about what his mom taught him came to mind. He said... NO.

Homer Simpson found the speed

Dancing in front of hills made out of thin green sticks

A pokemon thing that I forget it's name because I don't care. VOMITING EYES AND IT'S OWN LIVER

over active heart. he may kill you

Chess on the moon yield fatal ends.

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