Punch their lights out!
According to their legends, smurfs are the bluest blue that exist
Tumblr's reaction to every canon event in their fandom
Long ago, Earth fell in love with Moon. Moon loved Sun however and so refused Earth. Jealous, Earth waged war and they are at war today. </3
Someone completely misunderstanding Metal Gear Solid 2's "I need scissors! 61!" Also, shiny heads with no faces
Sherlock has stolen John's jam only to run into slenderman.
Sperm: okay troops, Invade! Invade! Eggs: Shields up! Raise the defense! Alarm! Alarm!
a three headed gold medal olympic swimmer
Hey Arnold!
Aang!!!!
someone lovingly sticks a leaf onto a snowman
scary stalker watches you as you sleep