/v/ telling Gabe Newell what they really think

A man is suffering from a massive nose bleed.

Harry Potter is getting raped by a chick with big tits, she's using a strap on.

The Playstation 3 attempts to hit on a girl. She tells him he has no game. He puts on some sunglasses and drinks whiskey until he dies.

Tyrone is surprised to see how big his dick is. It can even balance two PS3 games!

A fish is flying in space for some fucking reason.

Pikachu is on Saturn or some shit, but he dies because of the lack of oxygen in space. This people not wearing a space suit either.

B-b-back that ass up.

Put the TV down Tyrone!

A roided out mountain contemplates his recent purchase of a copy of Call of Dooty that he bought for his PS3, which he can't play. NO GAYMES

Gotta press fast! (IT SAYS DO NOT PUSH PERSON)

Every /v/irgins dream.