Broccoli sprouts genitals and Spike the dog shows his teeth.
a book covered in piss
a man has to choose between cereal or bacon and eggs for brunch
An instruction manual for using your first crowbar. Best christmas ever.
back up off my coffee ******
Two girls(i assume) looking at a naked girls butt, one is saying to the other "OMG, Beck. Look @ her butt.".
remove that bullshit
a red dot feels left out next to his tall stick friends
a male cactus admires a female cactus and exclaims "evolution is good"
Lonely girl's only companion is KFC
a half-dead almanac
breaking bad ( jesse saying yo mr. white), and they are looking at an angry tee that says ha! in the middle of the trunk of the tree!
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