Hermione is Lava Girl. It doesn't go well.

Hagrid is deeply disappointed by his Umbrella. The umbrella folds itself in shame.

Percy and Oliver Wood's secret love affair that every other boy in their dorm knows about for reasons that they'd rather not have, really.

Wangsty Severus Snape sheds a single tear

Remus's attempt to fit in with the 'new hip cool whatevers that the young kids are doing nowadays'. Sirius is deeply amused.

Neville gone wild. The rest of the DA is terrified.

Teenage Sirius attempts to start a boy band. This turns out about as well as you'd expect.

Draco and Ron are in lesbians with eachother and proceed to have the most awkward meeting the family session ever.

Ron turns into a Veela and panics while Harry laughs at his best mate's distress.

FirenzeXTrelawny

EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY BLACK, and her cousin Sirius who is rightly terrified of her.

James Potter as the Boy Who Lived.