The musical cactus

Doodle or Die

A red pony explaining to his master that he murdered Gumby brutally with a knife because a sentient carrot he ate told him to.

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Rougeoyant mantis praying under a mushroom

The gray wizard is beaten in a magical duel when a powerful spell from a red wizard turned his wand into broccoli

Doodle or Die

Shoyu is a soy sauce made from soya beans that have undergone a boosted fermentation process which failed and created a monstrous sushi

Robots that crush brains to stop a zombie invasion

Pikachu singing a ballad about his diarrhea

New Chain

Cowboy showdown on a gigantic rock

Josh winning the ride a cock race

a squirrel

Chief pilot for the VTOL almost getting caught in the jaws of pacman

Ninja got rid of those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane

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