After an experiment gone wrong, the Kirby/penguin hybrid says "Please kill me it hurts to live"

Michael J. Fox drew Boba Fett.

People trying to make themselves feel better by insulting niggas on the interwebs. Not cool... not cool.

Geralt of Rivia realizes to himself that he truly never had a childhood. He continues to slay whores for copper pieces.

A loose seal bit off Baby Buster's hand while he was swimming in the ocean on his day off from Army.

Jethro always did wonder why the dog enjoyed eating it's own feces so one day he tried it out.. ON HIS OWN DOOKIE!!!

What do you call Dr. Benson Honeydew's assistant after he mixed up a batch of meth? TWEAKER!!! (For you Puckle <3)

Welcome to Narnia. Please make sure to take your complimentary electric pussy and red vines! Enjoy your stay. Love, Mr. Tumnus <3

I used to be a basement dwelling neckbeard like you and then I went outside and saw the sun. Then tasted vag and never looked back. xD lulzz

So this one time I ate a bunch of nutmeg and then decided to play Tetris. NEW HIGH SCORE!

Woahe der, did u see dis dat ham rite der? I wud fryy dat sheet up wif sum egs and seamans. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Remember when mice used to have a ball in the bottom and that shit would always get full of dust and hair? I always used my trusty ballpoint