I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOTSAUCE TO BE REALLY, REALLY HOOOOOOOOT.

Chicken Little's dad works late at the job, where he runs a dating website for Mormons.

OTP 5EVER NOW KISS

Dave Strider hugging some Hetalia dude??

Hipster trash can.

Kirby is gonna eat some nuts.

Potato mafia.

????? (the ? in the middle is really big)

A cat dreams of being a mage in Cyrodiil.

Lucifer weeps over his failed shipping chart. Now his trickster-humanstuck-species swap au OTP will never come true.

Bunny suicide.

A slice of watermelon realizes that her dream of being a journalist will never be.