Spy tosses Sniper what appears to be some of those Rave glasses. Sniper squints like Clint Eastwood with a hangover.

Excuse me while I body slam the camp fire.

I don't know very much about "Homestuck" But Christ on a bike it's Fandom are an obnoxious bunch of c*nts.

Carmen Sandiego can't make her breasts stop growing as - Nah, how tiresome would it be if I requested that? Instead draw what you want.

Dear God!, C'thulu has discovered 4chan. May God have mercy on our souls, for he sure as hell will not.

Typical speak of a 12 year old on Xbox live (OP I don't think you appreciate how accurate this is)

T-rex you are a Gentleman and a scholar.

It's a single, droopy breast, plus a coat. (Jesus when did doodle or die get this bad).

Damn, the leaf looks cool. He hangs around here any longer, we may have snow on our hands.

The French ant has had a hard day at work. Were it not for his young sun he'd give up now. -insert "Cat in the cradle song here-

It's time to D-D-D-D-Duel!

Uh-Oh, raver chick's had one too many WKD. Now she's let rip with a "technicolour yawn"