According to this pie-chart, approximately 83% of all houses are drawn as squares with triangles for roofs. Astounding!

Mustachioed man mourns the loss of his mouth (and family).

A present is handing a rather eager looking girlfriend to Waluigi as a gift. Unfortunately, the purity of her bloodline is being disputed.

Don't piss off the moon, Mother Earth. The moon will straight up throw a meteor in your face!

PORCINIUS, HIGH MAGUS OF THE ISLE OF THE BENEFICENT PEOPLE OF PORKTON

The sad pickle has to control over where he goes. he misses his wife everyday, and one of these days, his next drink will be his last.

Realizing all hope to be lost, Ludwig and Maria say their goodbyes and ride off into two separate (but equal) sunsets.

Walnut shell full of Grass feeling Hungarian Pride looks at its shattered other half.

Electric stove does the dishes, merrily!

Pikachu's complete disregard for the laws of physics allows him to laugh in the face of gravity.

She's mad because she is orange and also because she doesn't have a nose.

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It's hard working for the Visigoths but they have a great benefit package!

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