A man ponders who the fuck calliope is.

Link is an alien.

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Bat yells at a large cat.

Barney the dinosaur is about to be stabbed in the back by a giant sword.

Bearack Obama

The sun happily warms up a log.

Peter Piper drew a pic of pickle peckers.

Frodo rides the eagles to Mordor instead of walking.

Borcoli

Horse begs an EasyBake Oven to feed it.

A dumbbell made of meat.