Jesus, but give it your own spin, like "Mecha-Jesus" or "Dino-Jesus." Be creative!

Black monkey...?

Sonic will do buttsex if it makes his games better!

Gabe Newell Hits man, who says "Take my bacon"

"Bendatran 9037Q"

Nebula

Little people falling around an Escher-style colorful painting

Kitteh no want penis

Nostalgia Critic prefers Dvorak.

Scribble man buys a blue shirt

Giant crab eats lindsay lohan

All I can make out is "mustard race" and then at the bottom CC...