I... What?

The audience of a Carapacian band is dominated by an obnoxiously huge fan. Fuck that guy. Fan. Thing.

Pacman had paid a lot for his body transplant, but he loved his new stomach too much. He got fat and complacent, look at him, fucking fatty.

The theory of Wut. The theory of Wut proposes that a cat is equal to a fish, so vegetarians who eat fish should also, in theory, eat cats.

Because your eyes are too big, Tommy. That's fucking why.

I CAN SEE IN TO FOREVER

You tried, Canada

When Spiderman didn't make the cut for the Avengers, his life took a turn for the worse.

I won't be sleeping tonight. Also oranges.

I think this turtleneck is asphyxiating me

Korra being the sassiest of all the benders

John wants Karkat to show him his crown jewels. If he has any. Not sure, what with him being a troll and all. Though we assume tentacles.