U thinks I is terrible at maths.. Wait... Ahaha, I see what you did there. Fuck you.

4 medically trained surgeons attempt open heart surgery.

Not even Google chrome likes instragram

SOME HUMAN FEMALES PRANCING AROUND THINKING THEY ARE HOT. THIS IS WHY YOUR SPECIES WILL EVENTUALLY DIE.

Dirk and Jake make friendship bracelets.

Slenderman and Spiderman are the fathers of Batman. Aw, congratulations, you have a beautiful child.

SO THIS SHIT GUY IS FARTING OUT AN EXPLOSION AND IT'S MEGA HOT. LOOK AT THIS GUY HE DOESNT EVEN GIVE A SHIT.

UM. IT'S LIKE A FUCKING PURPLE CACTUS, LOOK AT IT. IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT.

The man can clearly not draw circles.

Dad Egbert is flipping his shit cuz john won't eat the fuckin cake. Shit is literally doing a summersault this is so serious.

Dirk and Equius being Kawaii

Opposite day