A king and queen join hands all while cheering for bananas

Abraham Lincoln didn't like the prostitute... so he shot her

the driver didn't stop so the stop-light told him to stop and shot him

a deadly dinner

It appear he has a boner.

A man that is happily going to explode .

a person with a stick puppet in there hand

He did try

A duck that is very attracted to jelly fish on a plank

the current drawing platform

A man who loves Italy due to its pizza.

A room full of disco assassins, that don't kill