swagpoke

is this a cat with a gun

The shit believes he can fly.

Once upon a time there was a bear who wanted to be a tailor.

a snail leaving a trail of blood

H on window panes i guess.

the man asks the top hat how he could as tears fall from his eyes. the hat is silent.

a lizard creature emerging from a distressed mans neck

a man is stabbed in the back of the head while at a payphone

a man stands on his balcony as the corner of the railing burns, screaming "no!"

a man has just googled the term "alaskan pipeline". he stops to stare at the screen in shock, giving only a small "welp!"

a single red orb floats in space. the shattered remains of the earth after the alien attack. no single survivor remains on this barren hell.