i meant to put that carrot in the refridgerator, but i missed so now the tip is kind of rotted and gross, but i'll probably eat it anyway.

man has a lot of anger toward society, probably because of his schoolmates calling him "lumpy hips".

wendy, mascot of the popular food chain, seems genuinely alarmed by the situation.

mex wondered why no girls would kiss him or stroke his no doubt luxurious cheek skin.

i would like your attention, please look at my perfectly oval head.\

stu only had one ear and a smelly scalp. also, sometimes people confused him for a coffee mug.

yourself ten years from now

one evolutionary path that crocodiles did not go down.

herman's fascination with the new technology grew to unhealthy levels.

that tar was delicious. did i get any on my face?

the hulk has regressed (progressed?) to the mentality of a three-year-old.

this was once a safe, sunny field but now it's filled with exploding flowers. i have to be careful where i step.