Link sees some anime chicks in heaven and, for some ungodly reason, thinks that's the better option.

BILL BILL BILL

A floating, angry face with a red beret is glaring at a defiant Electrode. A Wooper is standing there, looking vacant.

A poorly drawn individual of the male persuasion, sporting a fetching pair of saggy nipples, genitals shaped like a tap and a skewed face.

A blue worm wearing glasses stares longingly at some chips.

A vague red circular shape announces it's sexuality.

A blue box that has been pelted by fried eggs and a perfectly round yolk that's sat on top. It is floating through a confetti sky.

Something really super awesome sweet.

TROGDOOOOOR

A skeletal monster.

A ninja getting a tattoo.

A skeleton playing poker with a ghost.