Cats going to Utah to give lectures to Mormons about their garments
An aged turtle with a top hat and a classy cane and a monocle
A lovely little sun burning up the gay planets around it
'Tis a li'le bunny eating a carrot, but it has no legs, none at all
An iPhone falls in love with the android symbol, which happens to be a hooker and has one eyebrow. I think they are both men