Facts are dangerous things.

Billy woke up. It was dark. He could hear breathing in the dark- somewhere-- where-- it felt close..! "Mom?" He whispered, "DAD?!?!"

It is a beautiful thing, congratulations on the thing.

"That's not possible" replied the pedantic doodler in an attempt to produce mirth.

A cowboy and his trusty steed ride out to catch the herd of beards that keep escaping.

Two sausages touch hands through a fence.

7 and 9 have joined together to take over the world. Their first victim, a man, lies bleeding on the floor. 7 is armed with a knife; 9 a gun

Cthulu, you can't be surprised by your face, you've had those tentacles for thousands of years :T

"FUCK YOU." The sun stares at Earth and adjusts his sunglasses. He's tired of his shit- especially after Earth got the best god-damned spot!

Physical manifestation of a migraine.

The ants will decorate the room with your skin and blood.

Damn it all to heck, blond guy! Why did you eat all our drugs???