Extreme closeup of Pikachu. Or: asteroid about to collide with Mars, about to be interrupted by a kick from someone in a pink dress.

MAN IS ECSTATIC TO BE AMONG BUBBLEKIND

Lumpy Space Princess is secretly Liza Minnelli?

A fancy man takes his well-behaved milkshake-dog for a walk.

A giant child has apparently interrupted a beheading, holding the executioner and executionee both in its fat little-giant hands.

A sentient vase, containing the ashes of its now-dead owner, reassures us that it is harmless. On account of being a vase.

A kitten hugging a bunny rabbit.

Two robots shout NO while Koopusk apologizes profusely.

A person tugging at another person's tum-tum.

A hydra's heads are fighting over which one gets to wear a fancy hat.

A stereotype of a gay man is unhappy to be at the bottom of a pit.

A man is sick with every disease.