An Italian trying to buy mushrooms out of season at a Whole Foods running on the gold standard.

Someone stole Treetrunks' fresh apple pie! Help Finn and Jake!

I'm sorry Johnny Apple.. it's a tumor.

Little Joey Everykid forgot to pray for absolution before chasing the ball into traffic.

Planters' peanut guy just saved a ton of money on his car insurance by switching to unicycles

Ball-and-chain monster from Mario on DXM chilling with a blue duck, also on DXM.

Patrick is nude with his arms folded across his chest, forcefully insisting Spongebob remove his square pants and assume the position.

Lisa Simpson joins the army.

Sal Stickman has disemboweled Frylocke

This snake is a mammal.

Kids barfing everywhere

REAL TALK kitty