Better not sing, Better not dance. Better not be Santa, you don't have a chance. Hungry dragon's coming to town.

Kangaroo gangs frequently commit hate crimes against those robot space cameras.

I should have made Igor use a condom. I think he gave me the head babies.

Puff the Magic Dragon ate a galaxy....

Spongebob is speaking through the poster. He tells me to take off my clothes.

Chaos at the Wam-Lart because all the shopping carts were replaced with 32nd notes.

Mr. Topic requests -- nay, demands -- bad fashion advice.

The stick princess disintegrated. How unfortunate! Q_Q

Demented doctor turns medicine into a verb. "I medicine!" he exclaims.

Experts rate love infinity out of ten.

Nerdy Willy sings about Trogdor.

Mermaid? Pfff, I'm a hufish!